How to write like the man who brought us dozens of nondescript, ancient, slavering, spacefaring evils.Tumblr (3.0; @advicelovecraft)http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lol5yebtyz1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7927096308http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7927096308Fri, 22 Jul 2011 10:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lol5utwcHf1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7884713391http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7884713391Thu, 21 Jul 2011 10:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lol5nz4LI71qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7843409355http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7843409355Wed, 20 Jul 2011 10:00:05 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<p><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/8/8621/8827924.jpg"/></p>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7803742337http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7803742337Tue, 19 Jul 2011 11:10:24 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loj7x1Bx8i1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7802238743http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7802238743Tue, 19 Jul 2011 10:01:05 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loj7uh0tKI1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7761320690http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7761320690Mon, 18 Jul 2011 09:51:53 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<p>Greetings fellow cultists,</p> <p>Apologies for the lack of posts this week, but Advice Lovecraft will be going on a hiatus for the next couple weeks while I plumb the depths of my insanity. If you submit your own ideas, I&#8217;ll be happy to post them, but right now, I don&#8217;t have the time to come up with originals.</p> <p>Thank you for your understanding and blind devotion to the disembodied H.P. Head.</p> <p>-advicelovecraft</p>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7612629575http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7612629575Thu, 14 Jul 2011 09:33:36 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loakyvvp7k1qi7039o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p>And because he loved nothing on earth more than small black kittens, he stooped and petted the sleek cats of Ulthar as they licked their chops, and did not mourn because those inquisitive Zoogs would escort him no farther.</p> </blockquote> <p><a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Dream-Quest_of_Unknown_Kadath">The Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath </a>(completed 1927, published 1943)</p> <p>via <a href="http://airandangels.tumblr.com">airandangels</a></p>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7612586281http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7612586281Thu, 14 Jul 2011 09:31:21 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhusubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwxw4yi8w1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7492242066http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7492242066Mon, 11 Jul 2011 09:45:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwxz9WYpB1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7381208946http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7381208946Fri, 08 Jul 2011 09:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnwxqdLVAB1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7300896835http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7300896835Wed, 06 Jul 2011 09:06:13 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnk13yDIwD1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7261942390http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7261942390Tue, 05 Jul 2011 09:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnk49gTbYa1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7226271461http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7226271461Mon, 04 Jul 2011 09:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnk01cNjUj1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7118283436http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7118283436Fri, 01 Jul 2011 09:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnjzx9m0rI1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7080176237http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7080176237Thu, 30 Jun 2011 09:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnjzdozfrd1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Topical.</p>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7044164595http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7044164595Wed, 29 Jun 2011 10:01:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lni9kunpbA1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7011611315http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/7011611315Tue, 28 Jun 2011 10:58:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7fuuUZ0N1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/6864656690http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/6864656690Fri, 24 Jun 2011 10:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhupoker face<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln7ftdQcR71qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/6826117823http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/6826117823Thu, 23 Jun 2011 10:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln5buhJ5sn1qi7039o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/6788912871http://advicelovecraft.tumblr.com/post/6788912871Wed, 22 Jun 2011 09:00:06 -0400HP Lovecraftlovecraftadvicecthulhu